TOP STORIES
Pawn Sacrifice
There was a chess set. Boone took a rook and lost a pawn. The pawn was on the ottoman.Mug Shot
Chowder found a mug. It was on the grass.
Mug Shot
SOCIETY SECTION & NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS
- Biscuit went to California.
- Penny went away and came back.
- Bailey lost a ball in the mud puddle but then he found it.
- Murphy brought a ball near Boone & Bailey.
- Gretle went on the hill but then went to the valley.
THIS TIME IN HISTORY
"A long time ago the fence was not in the water. Now the fence is in the water."
RUMBLES & FUMBLES
Match Ups
| Matchup | Record* |
|---|---|
| Gretel v. Bumble | 48-39-8 |
| Rosco v. Boone | 1-1-1 |
| Maggie v. Gretel | 3-2-3 |
Stats of the Month*
| Name | Returns | Tackles | Gloves |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gretel | 1/50 yds | 375 | 0 |
| Penny | 60/1,800 yds | 15 | 0 |
| Bailey | 150/800 yds | 15 | 0 |
| Anonymous | -- | 25 | 3 |
* rrrruff ballpark estimates
IN MEMORIAM
Sarah
She is remembered as the most loyal, protective, brave, and sassy hound in town. Chaser of chipmunks, lover of snoot scritches, that was her!LOST & FOUND
Boone lost a ball but it was found in the lowlands.
BLOTTER
A dog snatched three gloves. The dog ate the gloves. The gloves were recovered.
LICKS & SNIFFS
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