Rye Paws
ISSUE No 3 (FEBRUARY 2, 2023)
Rye Paws
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TOP STORIES
  • Pawn Sacrifice

    There was a chess set. Boone took a rook and lost a pawn. The pawn was on the ottoman.
  • Mug Shot

    Chowder found a mug. It was on the grass.
    ...
    Mug Shot
SOCIETY SECTION & NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS
society section
  • Biscuit went to California.
  • Penny went away and came back.
  • Bailey lost a ball in the mud puddle but then he found it.
  • Murphy brought a ball near Boone & Bailey.
  • Gretle went on the hill but then went to the valley.
THIS TIME IN HISTORY
This Time In History
Tide at the Beach

"A long time ago the fence was not in the water. Now the fence is in the water."

Dog
RUMBLES & FUMBLES
All in fun
Boone and Winnie
All in fun
Gretel & Maggie
Match Ups
Matchup Record*
Gretel v. Bumble 48-39-8
Rosco v. Boone 1-1-1
Maggie v. Gretel 3-2-3
Stats of the Month*
Name Returns Tackles Gloves
Gretel 1/50 yds 375 0
Penny 60/1,800 yds 15 0
Bailey 150/800 yds 15 0
Anonymous -- 25 3
* rrrruff ballpark estimates
IN MEMORIAM

Sarah

She is remembered as the most loyal, protective, brave, and sassy hound in town. Chaser of chipmunks, lover of snoot scritches, that was her!
LOST & FOUND

Boone lost a ball but it was found in the lowlands.

BLOTTER

A dog snatched three gloves. The dog ate the gloves. The gloves were recovered.

LICKS & SNIFFS
Looks like trouble... to be continued
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