ISSUE No13 November 27, 2023 (FULL MOON)
TOP STORIES
Dog's Paws Turn Green
Bailey found green powder. Then his paws were green. The powder was made out of food.
It Was a Full "Rye Dog Moon"
It was a dark night. There was a big moon. The moonlight was in the sky and on the water.
SOCIETY & NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS
- Taz joined a nice pack.
- Loaf and Pancake met Penny on the beach.
- Bear joined a party.
- Kingsley ruled The Valley
- Chester and Maisy walked over by the bench.
THIS TIME IN HISTORY
"There was dog water here."
SPORTS
Rumbles & Fumbles
Regi covers Sugar while Blueberry juked out of tackle during a feisty return.
Catcher Interference
Dog backstops squeeze in for pitch framing. “Just trying to get closer to the hitter and lick the plate." — Boone.
STYLE
Forecast
- Bailey will see Maisy in The Valley
- Boone will snatch another hat.
- Cody will eat another glove.
- Chulo will grab Magoo's ball.
Blotter
- A dog took two hats. He kept one. He dropped the other. Suspect questioned for taking hats. Boone was the suspect.
- There was a dead fish at the beach. A dog dug a hole in the sand. Then the fish was burried in the hole. Some dogs could smell the fish under the sand.
- Officials confiscate squeeky balls with estimated street value of one hundred sticks. Millie alleged mastermind.
Officials sieze squeeky balls and put them in a tree. (Photo: Crime Stoppers)
LICKS & SNIFFS
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